MR. SHAY'S RETURN!

MR. SHAY HAS RETURNED FROM THE DEPTH OF THE NOVEL GRAVES TO STRIKE ONCE AGAIN!!!!!

Oh, who's Mr. Shay, you ask? I'll keep it simple, though Mr. Shay is no simpleton.
He's a very short mini Schnauzer who walks on his back legs, talks and walks like a human, and always ears a plaid vest. When he's up to some SERIOUS trouble, he wears a bowler hat. OR WORSE... a "Men in Black"-like outfit and sunglasses.
Commonly, music fitting to Mr. Shay's taste will play when he enters a room. He is invincible and very pliable, though always snaps back. He is ALWAYS WATCHING YOU.
He who turns out the light or turns it on when you know you turned it on of off... he who is responsible for an action when everyone else denies it... he who steals things from you when you knew they were RIGHT THERE.
Oh, yes.
Anyway, I just told He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named's theory. No, I don't mean Lord Voldemort. Or however you spell it.
Anyhoo, Mr. Shay was a side nuisance and a comic relief in one of my very old novels. But now, I'm rewriting that novel and he's moving up a rank...
MR. SHAY PWNS!
Details? Ask. I wanted to do a 365 project with him (you know, taking a different picture of him every day for an entire year), but no one would get it unless they knew Mr. Shay through and through.
Beware...

Wolf